The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastorenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt that they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.
The Internists though it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter..
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
The Wheelchair service and the Prosthetists thought that it couldn’t stand on its own feet.
In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up the the a***holes in London.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Brilliant! Just brilliant!
Ta Hypercryptical. It's not my own work, I hasten to add; it was passed on to me by someone else, who wishes to remain anonymous..
Post a Comment