Hedgehogs, Pigs and the Edinburgh Festival

The Edinburgh Festival is in full swing just now and so are the comedians. The top ten jokes of the Festival were voted on the other day. The winner was 'Hedgehogs? Why can't they share the hedge?'

But the best worst joke was;

'I phoned up the swine flu line and all I got was crackling..'

Sorry. I'll just go and get my coat..