Your intrepid blogger and friends were at another conference recently and came across several crates of the pictured beverage. After drinking several bottles, we found that we could talk for two hours without stopping, snarl convincingly at hecklers, tell porkies without blushing or blinking and have an urge to use words like 'synergy','rationalisation','unity in the community' and 'fit for the 21st century'. We would highly recommend it to anyone who needs to announce job cuts- sorry, 'rationalisation'.Sadly we drank it all, but we have decided to launch a weekly 'Arrogant Bastard' award on this blog, to whoever catches our attention for all the wrong reasons(or all the right ones, if you're a right arrogant b****.) The honour of our inaugural award, goes to Patricia Hewitt,the health secretary, for sheer vindictiveness on insisting on court costs from Remedy Uk, the junior doctors' pressure group. Cheers Patrica!
Send your nominations in for next Friday, for people who you think are worthy..
2 comments:
I think I would have preferred some Black Forest Gateaux myself but at least they've kept up the tradition of spoiling people when it comes to redundancies.
I can't think of anyone deserving of the award except perhaps for our dear leader, the Prime Minister, who has been unable to bring himself to give our First Minister a simple phone call to wish him all the best in his new job.
It seems the Farewell Tour 07 has no place for standard protocol when there are so many world leaders' hands to shake in such a small space of time!
Good idea!
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